tung@raspberrypi: ~/homelabuptime: since forever

tung@raspberrypi:~$ cat ./services.txt

raspberrypi 4B · 4GBthe whole rack. this site runs here, right now, on this little green board▲ ONLINE
pi-holeDNS sinkhole — ads go in, never come out▲ running
uptime-kumawatching the watchers (2FA on, don't bother)▲ running
memosquick notes · memos▲ running
beszelserver metrics, because graphs are fun▲ running
tailscaleexit node + mesh VPN. ISP keeps blocking the controlplane, we keep surviving▲ mesh ok
cloudflaredtunnel — how you're reading this page without a port forward▲ tunnel up

tung@raspberrypi:~$ Dont DDoS pls 🥺

1board
4GB RAM
100%of this site
0downtime complaints*

*because nobody knows the url except you, me, and the crickets